untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via segens)


"I guess"
- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via samanthasmaria)

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

(via zalfieeee)

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